Simile

noun
a figure of speech that expresses a resemblance between things of different kinds (usually formed with 'like' or 'as')
source: dictionary.com

Let's have fun with this one. The more weird and humorous the better.

I'll start off the beginning and then each subsequent addition should simply start with "like" or "as."



I am missing you
like a redneck and his teeth

I am missing you
like a redneck and his teeth
like a blind man with a gun

like a commuter misses his train

like a dog without his bone
like a ceo without his phone

Like a tree without its leaves
it knows they will come back.

like cake without frosting

Like a taco with no tortilla
sauce without chile
ocean without water
night without darkness
salad without dressing
dress without a body
body without caresses
game without contenders
bullfighter without a cape
walking without feet
seeing without eyes
running without legs

Like a shark with no teeth
a bird with no feathers
a rabbit without carrots
bugs without elmer
elmer without the duck
elvis without a voice
old city with no legends
cancun with no tourists
food that no one will eat
clouds without the paradox
a one side coin
a one side pancake

like a cat climbing a statue

like a poet with no words

like a fire on water

like a Diva with no bling

like a tricycle with a flat tire

like a class with no students.

like lost luggage for a family funeral trip

like an archer misses his bullseye

like a one armed paperhanger.
like a one-legged man at a ass kicking party.
like white on rice.

like a hang nail crunched in too tight sandals

I thought it would be nice to take this to the gutter:

like a cock without his balls

like a stripper without her pole

like a whore without a client

like a naughty little ass without a good spanking

like a gutter without the stars to gaze upon

like a size 0 model without her coke

like a junkie without a stash

like a gay stereotype without leather and a moustache

like a potato without the mash

ok that's enough

like a sexual poem without a beaver

Like a pen with out papers
Like a PC with out bottons
like a toy with no kid to play
like a bird with no wings
like freedom with no happiness

Like a nerd without a genius I.Q.

like a play with no actors

like a star with no sky
like vision with no eye

I am missing you
like time wasted
like the illusion because I don't want to face it
like a christmas tree with out the smell
like heaven without hell

I miss you like the
sun likely misses the moon
after an eclipse.

//real haiku I text messaged to an ex.