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My momma is so white... she uses snow as rouge.
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its amazing how at any level in a fight... things always end up on "yo mama" jokes  you guys have kept the workday flowing soooo smoothly |
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| Posted: Thu May 10 1:28:22 EDT 2007 Post subject: Re: as requested -- tear it up. To My Hair. |
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ohhh yo mama jokes time huh? *grabs a chair and some popcorn*
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| Posted: Thu May 10 10:23:21 EDT 2007 Post subject: Re: as requested -- tear it up. To My Hair. |
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yo momma so white her grill is the supreme court and clarence thomas is the gap in the middle
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| Posted: Thu May 10 10:52:15 EDT 2007 Post subject: Re: as requested -- tear it up. To My Hair. |
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My momma is so white, even David Duke can't stand her.
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| Posted: Thu May 10 14:34:15 EDT 2007 Post subject: Re: as requested -- tear it up. To My Hair. |
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Yo momma so white she brushes her teeth with Wayne Brady's semen.
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| Posted: Thu May 10 14:41:15 EDT 2007 Post subject: Re: as requested -- tear it up. To My Hair. |
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ew.
Yo momma's so Chinese, her high school diploma came in a fortune cookie.
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| Posted: Thu May 10 14:48:53 EDT 2007 Post subject: Re: as requested -- tear it up. To My Hair. |
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yo momma so white her job at the lighthouse was to lift her shirt
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| Posted: Thu May 10 14:52:18 EDT 2007 Post subject: Re: as requested -- tear it up. To My Hair. |
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Yo momma is so Chinese, she hit her head and all she could see were RED stars.
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| Posted: Thu May 10 14:55:05 EDT 2007 Post subject: Re: as requested -- tear it up. To My Hair. |
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Yo momma so stupid she takes three days to watch 60 Minutes.
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| Posted: Thu May 10 15:18:05 EDT 2007 Post subject: Re: as requested -- tear it up. To My Hair. |
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| AlvinLau wrote: |
| Yo momma so stupid she takes three days to watch 60 Minutes. |
Careful with that joke... it's an antique. 
Yo momma is so nasty, she turned Jeffrey Dahmer into a vegetarian.
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| Posted: Thu May 10 15:25:54 EDT 2007 Post subject: Re: as requested -- tear it up. To My Hair. |
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Yo momma so stupid she received poor marks in class and low scores on a series of standardized tests.
DAYUM.
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| Posted: Thu May 10 15:32:51 EDT 2007 Post subject: Re: as requested -- tear it up. To My Hair. |
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Yo momma is so fat, her doctor warned her that it was affecting her health and she should change her diet!
ba-ZING!
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