I'm hyped tonight coz I've got a hot date

I said I'd pick her up 'bout quarter past eight

But the bus drives past as I close the gate

Now I've gotta walk and I'm gonna be late

As I walk on it starts to rain

I think great... there's another date

Where I turn up wet again

I finally get there 'bout quarter past nine

With a soggy box of chocolates and a bottle of wine

As she opens the door I say girl you look FINE

Go to give her a kiss and drop the wine

She says BOYEE! you haven' got a clue

You're not my type and you just ain't cool


I just ain't cool

I just ain't cool

I don't know WHY

But I just ain't cool


It's Saturday and I'm lazin' in the park

Watchin' all the girls as they walk past

As I'm layin' there a ball rolls up to me

So I jump up to kick it gracefully

Knowin' full well there's a girl watchin' me

But I look in horror as I see the ball fly

Straight through the sky

And hit that girl right in the eye

A guy nearby says "look at that fool

Did do see what he did, that just ain't cool"


I just ain't cool

I just ain't cool

I don't know WHY

But I just ain't cool


It's Saturday night now and I've just come from a pub

Waiting in line to get in a club

As I'm standing there a limo pulls up

And a guy gets out he's well scrubbed up

He's wearin' shiny shoes and a brand new tux

And he walks right in like he doesn't give a fuck


Now I'm not fond
of gettin' dressed up
like James Bond
so I just go out
in what I've got on


But as I get to the door the bouncer looks at me

Says "sorry mate step aside please

There's nothin' I can do, rules are rules

I can't let you in coz ya just ain't cool


I just ain't cool

I just ain't cool

I don't know WHY

But I just ain't cool


So I'm no cassanova

I can't kick a ball

And they won't let me in

Coz I just ain't cool

I said a hip hop
a hip it
a hip it to the hip hip hop
you don't stop
Rock it on to the boggety bang bang
a boogie to the boogie to be

Sal Treppiedi
Albuquerque, NM

lol

LUV IT! Cheeky, charming, and it flows really nicely, especially in the way "I just ain't cool" becomes a chant. So, catchy as well. You definetly have a way here with turning everyday situations into poetic flowing humour.

Nice.