Dear Hate:

Dear Hate:
I understand your time is valuable.
So thank you for your prompt response.
An important decision has occurred.
Though I know, you will not be pleased.
It is with deep regret I advise:
You are fired- terminated- your services are no longer required.

A thorough review was conducted and sadly despite your vast resources.
It became clear that even your best efforts were a disaster.
I must compliment you for the use of your wretched tools:
Deceit, blame, guilt, shame.
Truly, all genius ideas.

Applause-Applause-Applause
Your time management was most effective.
I must confess, (I too) enjoyed those lovely pity parties that ensued.

However, never, ever did I foresee the
depth of the bottom line of self-torture
Agony, alcohol, desperation, lonliness, despair.

My ledger of accountability reveals
A significant de-crease in;
Creativity, over all intelligence, compassion, understanding

I have come to realize your long-term cost are profoundly damaging .
Too high a price for me to invest and pay.
Therefore it is great sorrow that I must advise you:
You are fired, terminated, services no longer required.