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| | not a poem ....ex/mas date from hell...by kingarthur48
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
12:31 AM
Xmas date from hell
Monday, December 13, 2010
9:55 PM
Well there I was again with no date and sitting at home alone. Christmas right
around the corner what to do. So like always I go on this date site and try to
find someone I could go out with. So far no good, been on this site for a few
months now with no luck. Need to try not to be so picky this time. Ok so I find
this really cute girl I send her a message I wait then blam ! She writes back ok
maybe this is it. She's cute likes what she had to say she seems kind of funny I
like that. So we start talking back and forth for awhile it's going good we stop
for the night I tell her bye and sweet dreams she tells me the same and sends a
smile. Ok this looks good so far, so I go to bed sleep and really good. Well I
get up the same old time around 11 or so get some coffee then get online to see if she
had wrote me. Well look at that she did I open it and was pretty nice she tells
me she had a real good time talking to me last night. I'm thinking right on
going good…So who knows maybe by Christmas a date hmmm cool…Well I write back
and tell her the same was great so we start talking again. Nice, thinking to
myself ,she could be the one…Well the day goes by fast dang where did it go…Well
it's about 9pm so I ask if she wants my number to call so we can stop typing.
Tells me ok that would be great.. So I give her a call we talk about all kinds
of stuff are passed and what we want are life to be like years down the road.
Was going good so now I'm thinking time to ask to see if she might want to go
out. So I beat around the bush for awhile then I just ask..I ask her if she
would like to go out to dinner then maybe a walk down by the lake..I get a BIG
YES from her..Boy I tell you I had a smile from ear to ear…So we plan to go out
on Monday..Ok so we get off the phone,, I put on this really good tune this
really pretty girl told me about called somebody really like that song….It's like
what we all are looking for..Well I do the work thing looking foreword to my
date. We keep talking on the phone all going good so far…Well that’s what I was thinking
anyway…The day before are date I send her flowers six white and six red …love to
mix them up kind of like my life at the time sometimes happy and sometimes
down but for the most part good….Well I'm as happy as I could be..Well she gets
the flowers and gives me a call telling me she loves them and no one has ever
sent flowers to her before…So here I am thinking alright good job she likes the
gift and me right on..Well we talk for a few hours then say are good byes I go
to bed a happy man and hope she is as happy as me. Well I sleep but not good I
have some crazy dream about going on this date …Well I get some coffee and try
to stop thinking about that dream..Well It's about 12pm now so I go get some
beer I make something to eat watch some tv and turn on
some good tunes..Ok I'm getting a little buzzed from the beer think I need to
stop drinking…Dang it's only 4pm now how do I kill more time??..Ok I got it ill do
a little writing so my brain get going…..OH MAN I GOT IT I'll
write about this date I'm going on..Oh yeah this should be good…Well in real
life I'm to pick her up at 7pm so will just start there…Ok here I am driving to
this girls house to pick her up for this kind of blind date..I get there I go to
the door ring the bell wait she comes and I say hi I'm Art she smiles and tells
me her name. Oh her name is Michelle..She ask if I would like to come in I say
ok. I get in she tells me to have a seat and she will be done in a few…Well I
wait she sure is taking a long time must have been a good half hour already..So
I get up and start to look around I see some photos on the fire place mantle so I
take a look…..Ok this is where it get a bit strange for me as I'm looking at
them I get to the end and find a photo of me…Ok now what the hell is she doing
with this up here like we been together for a long time or something…
Well this just freaks me out just a bit so I go and sit back down. She comes out
after I wait a long dang time I ask so what took so long? She looks at me and
tells me she had to put her legs on….WHAT! I'm thinking what her legs on what the
hell does that mean? So I ask your legs what do you mean? Well she shows me her
legs are not real. HMMMM I'm thinking what the hell she has my pics on the fire
place and now no legs…Ok Art what did you get yourself into this time….I ask so
what happened to you legs? she told me this drunk guy hit her on her way home
from work and that how she lost them.. I'm thinking ok so why did you not
tell me this? but the nice guy that I am just keeps that to himself…I did ask her
about my photo she tells me she's in love with me so she took it form my
profile…Oh SHIT!! what the heck do I do know? Thinking this sucks this chick has no
legs and thinks she loves me oh no..Well I ask her to sit down so we can have a
talk about what she thinks she is thinking…I tell her I just met her so there is
no way I love her…She looks at me and gets this look like ok I'll kill you Art. I
ask why do you think this we don't really know each other outside of calling on
the phone…She tells me you don't get it, what don't I get I ask? She tells me
after I had sent the flowers that was it for her…Crap this sucks how do I get
out of this one….Trying to think of something or some way to get out of here…Got it I'll
call a friend and tell him to call me to get me the hell out of here..Then I'll play it
like its my mom and she needs me to help her…So I tell her I need to use the
restroom….Ok so I call a friend and give him the low down so it's a go he'll
call in like a few. I go back to where she was and guess what she's not there
crap did she her me talking on the phone? I hope not that would suck so I just go
sit back down and wait and see what happens next..She comes back... So you ok I ask she looks at me tells me
to fuck off! Wow she's a bit mad well it's out of the bag she must have heard
me….I tell her I'm just going to go now she looks at me and tells me oh no your
not…I'm like what ummm yes I am!!! she then pulls out a gun oh SHIT! A gun your
kidding right she looks at me a tells me ummm no sit your ass back down. Well I
do I sit then out of one of the rooms comes this ugly old lady with rope and
tape I'm like ok this is not cool she looks at me and tells me not cool what
about calling your friend so you can get out of here…So you think a gun and
rope is ok! I don't think so I'm out of here…I stand up she looks at me point
the gun at me and lets one go shit right in the leg…down I go….Well don't think
I'm getting out of here this could be it for me…I sit as best I could now that
I have this big hole in my leg…The old lady ties me up then looks at me and
winks..
Thinking now what did I get myself into. The old lady walks off into the next
room Michelle goes after her…Ok Art think how do I get out of here thinking ok
maybe tell her if we take are time you never know I could love her lol yeah like
that will work…Now what Michelle comes out and sits next to me I look at her
and tells her my leg was killing me she just smiles.
Crap her comes the old lady with a looks like some kind of knife…Shit now what
the old bat gets behind me puts that cold knife next to my neck I look at
Michelle and say come on what did I do to you for this to happen…She looks at me and
tells me I took her legs from her,,,,, I'm like WHAT! how did I do that? She looks at
me and tells me how I was drunk and hit her…I tell her that was not me she tells
me it was….Oh crap look at the time I need to get ready for my date…So I hop in
the shower shave do my hair get dressed and out the door I go..Well I get in
the car laffing my ass off about what I was writing to funny I'm thinking..I
call my date and tell her I'm on my way..I get to her place ring the bell she
comes out we go…We get into the car and start talking about how are day went.
And trust me I don't tell her about what I was writing..We just do the same old
small talk we all do on are first dates.
We get to where we are going to eat this really nice place down town Dallas..We
go in get are table and sit we order are food and a nice bottle of wine…The
waiter comes out with flowers for that I asked them to bring out after we order.
She looks at me and smiles then leans over and gives me this really nice kiss on
my lips…Oh I tell ya her lips oh so soft. She sits back we talk are food comes
we have a good dinner and great wine..Well it was getting to that point in the
date to where I ask her if she would like to go to my place and then go down to
the lake for a walk under the stars…Ok I do this she tells me ok that would be
great…Off we go to my place..We get to my place we go in I go to my room to get her a warm coat for the
walk…I think I was in my room to long cuz this gave her some time to look at my
computer to see what I was writing….When I come out she had this look on her
face like what the hell…I ask you ok she looks at me yes I'm fine thank you. I'm
like ok ready? Yes lets go..So out we go we take are walk she's not so happy
anymore. I ask anything wrong? Nope just fine ..We finish are walk head
back to my place. We go in I take the coat from her. I go to the bed room to
hang the coat then to the restroom. When I get back out there she's on my
computer reading the story I started. Crap this can't be good I say what are
you doing she tells me so this is what you think I'm like? I'm just looking at
her no it's just a story. Ummm I don't think so you must really think I'm some
kind of nut. No like I said it's just a dang story not even you, ok so Michelle
not me ummm that's my name…ok so I used your name.. She looks at me and tells me
to please take her home really just like that you read a story and you want it
to be over.. YES! Ok lets go.. So off we go to take her home. We get to he place
she leans over to me and gives me a kiss what just happened you just kissed me
after all that at my place…HAHAHA I was just playing wanted to get you back here
and you know jump your bones….Alright then lets go.. We go in we sit on the
couch and start to kiss was going great we make it back to her room and start to get
well busy. I would say we were at it for a good hour or so before she went nuts on me right
back into the story telling me how she knows it was about her and she knows this
because of the part about her getting hit by a drunk….OK now I'm tripping out
what you got hit by a drunk? Yes she tells me..I tell her I had no clue that
this happened to her. then things get way crazy she pulls out a damn gun wow what
the hell is going on…No this can't be real I must be in bed dreaming this cuz
this just can't happen…I slap my own face to try to wake myself up nope not
working…Well here we go I guess some old ugly lady comes in now to tie me up and cut me.
Hmmm no old lady so maybe I'll be ok. Nope she shots my dang leg...what the hell I
say!!! what are you doing? I'm doing your story and trust me no happen ending here
Art. So why are you doing this? It's what you want, I want this? yes I
can see it in your eyes you hate me and life it's self. Ok so why do you say
this? I just know you just know ? I talk to god you talk to god? and he told
you I hate all things don't think so..It's true Art it's time to finish
that story now. No I don't want the story to end, sorry Art this is the way we
end it…….haha!!!!!!
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