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If I Were A Woman

by AsIf

If I were a woman I'd not leave the house
I'd savor the novelty, then I would start
Removing my panties, my skirt, and my blouse
To get well acquainted with ev'ry new part

I'd sure like to try it and see what it's worth,
but not if I had to endure childbirth!


2011 AsIf





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Re: If I Were A Woman (Score: 1 )
by sedubah on Thursday, December 08, 2011 (14:38:12)
Well........!
......... makes one appreciate what they have.

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    Re: If I Were A Woman (Score: 1 )
    by AsIf on Friday, December 09, 2011 (14:19:40)
    I know I do.

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Re: If I Were A Woman (Score: 1 )
by anna9 on Thursday, December 08, 2011 (23:02:23)
thanl heavens you are not!
regards

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    Re: If I Were A Woman (Score: 1 )
    by AsIf on Friday, December 09, 2011 (14:20:23)
    Anna, I agree. I would not make a very attractive woman.

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Re: If I Were A Woman (Score: 1 )
by badmalthus on Friday, December 09, 2011 (00:00:15)
Haha...very nice A.
Cheers...Harry

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    Re: If I Were A Woman (Score: 1 )
    by AsIf on Friday, December 09, 2011 (14:20:49)
    Thanks. It is all in fun.

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Re: If I Were A Woman (Score: 1 )
by alana on Friday, December 09, 2011 (04:44:19)
ugh, typical male mind, ugggggggggh

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    Re: If I Were A Woman (Score: 1 )
    by kylebank on Friday, December 09, 2011 (12:47:32)
    you know what? this is very typical, but very well expressed, I think!

    In my experience, most guys have had this thought - usually in the 7th grade or so. And some of us spend more time thinking about it than others. But everyone I've ever talked to about it has come to the same conclusion - we would stay home and explore our new bodies. But I don't necessarily think it's a sexual thing (or not entirely). As a gay man, I haven't thought about a woman sexually since well before the 7th grade, and I've still had this daydream, numerous times. It's just about exploring the mystery, I think.

    AsIf, I give you full props for deftly expressing such a common, secretive thought!

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    Re: If I Were A Woman (Score: 1 )
    by AsIf on Friday, December 09, 2011 (14:23:06)
    Maybe.

    I'd sure like to try it and see what it's worth,
    but not if I had to endure childbirth!

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Re: If I Were A Woman (Score: 1 )
by Damned on Friday, December 09, 2011 (13:56:09)
how typical, but true. even if a different setting

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Re: If I Were A Woman (Score: 1 )
by pixietude on Saturday, December 10, 2011 (07:33:36)
Asif, I know what we're going to do today....


It seems the quote "how typical" is popular. But in my opinion typical may be true, but honest is as well. Very clever and honest. I know you put this in the finished section, but I do believe that breaking it up to emphasize the rhyming couplet would be nice. Sort of a play on the purity of the Shakspearian style.

On a completely unrelated topic, why Perry The Platypus?

Pix

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    Re: If I Were A Woman (Score: 1 )
    by AsIf on Monday, December 12, 2011 (00:14:48)
    Hi there Pixietude. I think I may add the couplet. Thanks for the positive comment, and for your sense of humor.

    Perry The Platypus, a.k.a. Agent P, is just cool. And it was either him or Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

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Re: If I Were A Woman (Score: 1 )
by zoe_in_a_bubble on Friday, February 24, 2012 (13:14:55)
I think the ensuing comments are almost as entertaining as the poem Smile nice one!

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    Re: If I Were A Woman (Score: 1 )
    by AsIf on Monday, February 27, 2012 (11:19:29)
    Zoe..me too. Hmm..you gave me an idea.

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Re: If I Were A Woman (Score: 1 )
by lilbadu on Friday, February 24, 2012 (13:48:23)
Lol! Laughing
I got lots of laughs from this. I enjoyed reading your 'secret desires' in thispoem.
haha

lilbadu

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    Re: If I Were A Woman (Score: 1 )
    by AsIf on Monday, February 27, 2012 (11:20:04)
    I'm glad. I enjoyed writing it.

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Re: If I Were A Woman (Score: 1 )
by angeroseblue on Tuesday, May 22, 2012 (21:28:06)
If you were a woman....
Hmmmm
You would start touching. Get overwhelmed. And fall asleep!

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    Re: If I Were A Woman (Score: 1 )
    by AsIf on Friday, June 01, 2012 (04:12:13)
    Or smoke a cigarette..

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      Re: If I Were A Woman (Score: 1 )
      by angeroseblue on Friday, June 01, 2012 (08:21:21)
      Lol. Is this day one of a beginner or have you had the "parts" long enough to understand how dangerous that can be?

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