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Poems - Dracula's brother

Dracula's brother

by opalkoi

Count Alucard

Count Dracula has a brother
Different fathers the same mother
Count Alucard is his name
And phobias is his fame

A vampire that is scared of the dark
So he carries flashlights
As he roams the park

He faints at the site of blood
And so he drinks orange juice
And Geritol from his favorite mug

He has a favorite baby blue cape
Held together by tape
He hasn't bought a new cape in centuries

Claustrophobic from birth
A coffin won't work
So he sleeps in a room
With all the lights on
And listens to Barbara Streisand
All night long

He is a sensitive vampire
And he wants to sing in a band
And call them ' The underbites '
But no one understands

* Readers note *

Just a fun note to share Alucard is Dracula backwards

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Re: Dracula's brother (Score: 1 )
by starstruck13 on Monday, April 16, 2012 (09:42:22)

wow and i thought i was going to get a dark poem on Dracula, but what you did write was good had a good flow to it and of course so silly

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Re: Dracula's brother (Score: 1 )
by opalkoi on Wednesday, April 18, 2012 (03:15:39)

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Re: Dracula's brother (Score: 1 )
by Zbird on Monday, April 16, 2012 (12:07:25)

omg! this is so funny! not at all what I expected from the title.

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Re: Dracula's brother (Score: 1 )
by opalkoi on Wednesday, April 18, 2012 (03:16:13)

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Re: Dracula's brother (Score: 1 )
by liarbird on Tuesday, April 17, 2012 (00:10:37)

G'day opalkoi...
Like chalk and cheese aye. I reckon I like this bloke better...as long as he shares his orange juice.
Thanks opalkoi
Lindsay

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Re: Dracula's brother (Score: 1 )
by opalkoi on Wednesday, April 18, 2012 (03:17:47)

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Re: Dracula's brother (Score: 1 )
by butterflyzrfree on Tuesday, April 17, 2012 (10:16:22)

I thought this was cute, even before you told me the secret! Fun write, Want more!

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Re: Dracula's brother (Score: 1 )
by opalkoi on Wednesday, April 18, 2012 (03:19:56)

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Re: Dracula's brother (Score: 1 )
by omegapaf on Tuesday, April 17, 2012 (16:08:06)

ha ha. this would make a good outline for a comedy sketch joy - luap...eerr i mean paul and the vampire hound.

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Re: Dracula's brother (Score: 1 )
by opalkoi on Wednesday, April 18, 2012 (03:23:43)

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Re: Dracula's brother (Score: 1 )
by amara13 on Tuesday, April 17, 2012 (19:05:24)

This is so cute. I really like the spoof of Dracula. Great write! Laughing

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Re: Dracula's brother (Score: 1 )
by opalkoi on Wednesday, April 18, 2012 (03:24:32)

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Re: Dracula's brother (Score: 1 )
by kapilsharma on Tuesday, April 17, 2012 (22:42:46)

Wow

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Re: Dracula's brother (Score: 1 )
by opalkoi on Wednesday, April 18, 2012 (03:25:14)

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