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Poems - Jacuzziin' with Zsa Zsa Gabor

Jacuzziin' with Zsa Zsa Gabor

by ephraimcrud

i were sharin' a spread
on a four-poster bed
in a secluded, exclusive Hotel
with Zsa Zsa Gabor
and her gluttonous jaw;
and me nether parts were givin' me hell.

we'd sorbet dessert;
me legs lay inert
beneath Miss Gabor's ample rear.
i lit a cheroot,
she scoffed passion fruit
and squirted sweet nowts in me ear.

we perspired in the corner
of a Finnish-styled sauna,
cooled off in a marbled jacuzzi.
she toyed with me nose
with her fat, stubby toes
and i came over hot, and felt woozy.

we returned, via her feet,
to our palmettoed suite;
she laid me unclad on the sheets.
she stroked me white thigh-
she'd a glint in her eye
as room service wheeled-in more treats.

the eclairs she consumed
were processionally entombed
like cars to a cross-channel ferry,
as were the crepes,
the bananas and grapes-
and i were stuck with me cherry.

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Re: Jacuzziin' with Zsa Zsa Gabor (Score: 1 )
by Essex68 on Tuesday, June 19, 2012 (11:54:45)

I enjoyed that, it made me smile. Hey are you a fan of John Cooper Clark?

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Re: Jacuzziin' with Zsa Zsa Gabor (Score: 1 )
by ephraimcrud on Tuesday, June 19, 2012 (18:45:04)

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Re: Jacuzziin' with Zsa Zsa Gabor (Score: 1 )
by Pujakins on Tuesday, June 19, 2012 (16:57:10)

Very clever verses, well done verse and meter, with fun to be had. Thanks, me lad. Blessings and Best Regards, Tasha

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Re: Jacuzziin' with Zsa Zsa Gabor (Score: 1 )
by ephraimcrud on Tuesday, June 19, 2012 (18:47:47)

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Re: Jacuzziin' with Zsa Zsa Gabor (Score: 1 )
by rondo on Thursday, June 21, 2012 (20:14:07)

loved the tune and humor...welcome to GP

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Re: Jacuzziin' with Zsa Zsa Gabor (Score: 1 )
by ephraimcrud on Saturday, June 30, 2012 (11:17:29)

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