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Poems - School disco

School disco

by Essex68

I was down the disco on a Friday night
Doing my John Travolta I was looking alright
When a chick came up and she blew in my ear
She looked real fine and her intentions were clear

Said “Hey Wayne can you teach me those moves?
I’ve been watching you an hour, you’re the king of the grooves”
I was taken aback by the words that she spoke
And I stood there like a dummy in a silence unbroke

Couldn’t think what her name was, but I’d seen her before
We chattered for a while and built up a rapport
I said “Hey babe do you fancy a drink?
So we swaggered to the bar while I started to think

We looked pretty cool while we sipped on our cokes
But nobody could really see us through the disco smoke
She smiled a little wider and she took my hand
Said “C’mon then let’s boogie to the beat of the bands”

Then the Bee Gees came on, and I did my walk
Strutted my stuff, and I talked my talk
I flipped her and I spun her, and I threw her around
Through the kaleidoscopic swirling mist we moved to the sounds

Then the lights lit up, then slipped down low
And we had a little bit of Barry Manilow
She was driving me crazy while she moved her hips
And try as I may, I couldn’t take my eyes of her tits

Then I felt this little tingle, it was down below
Said “Don’t go away I’ll just be a minute or so”
So I went to the boy’s room, to have a quick pee
And then this big hairy hand accosted me

It said “Hey Baker, you’re dancing with my wife,
my ever so beloved, my trouble and strife”
I was taken by surprise by such a scary grip
That I caught my little thingy wotsit in my zip

With tears in my eyes I tried to explain
Then I realised it was my maths teacher Mr Kilkane
I said “Sorry Sir you know that I’m only fourteen, if I’d
known she was your missus I’d of stayed off the scene”

He frog marched me to the dance floor, we crashed through the doors
The disco guru had returned to monster applause
With the thoughts of extra homework, detentions and pain
I knew I should of stayed away from Mrs Kilkane

W R Baker

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Re: School disco (Score: 1 )
by deepali on Saturday, June 23, 2012 (01:16:23)

enjoyed it thoroughly...
oh, sorry for the plight..

warm wishes,
D.

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Re: School disco (Score: 1 )
by liarbird on Wednesday, July 04, 2012 (01:20:15)

G'day Wayne...
As you well know Wayne, humour is all about someone copping it in the neck, as long as its not you, but this time it is you Wayne, and that's why I'm giggling.
Catch you later Wayne
Lindsay

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