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Poems - Tanka of silly men

Tanka of silly men

by badmalthus

if it was longer
and a little thicker
I could be more of a man......

in the public urinal
he cowers in the corner

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lol funny stuff, but (Score: 1 )
by LeiraStar on Saturday, December 29, 2007 (12:37:01)

lol funny stuff, but true. I'm sure a lot of silly self conscious men do that Razz

. ~Star~

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lol funny stuff, but by badmalthus on Monday, December 31

lol. enjoyed (Score: 1 )
by lordfuznut on Tuesday, January 01, 2008 (03:44:33)

lol. enjoyed

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lol. enjoyed by badmalthus on Tuesday, January 01

Nice one, Harry! Why (Score: 1 )
by Bogeyman on Friday, January 04, 2008 (21:43:01)

Nice one, Harry! Why can't we just be happy with what we have? B.

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Nice one, Harry! Why by badmalthus on Sunday, January 06

this is quite silly (Score: 1 )
by caralouann on Thursday, January 17, 2008 (10:14:18)

this is quite silly but I like it hehe

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this is quite silly by badmalthus on Sunday, January 20

brilliant.....she do (Score: 1 )
by GrannyDeepSea on Saturday, January 19, 2008 (20:20:23)

brilliant.....she doesn't want another inch...you're the king when she comes first....lol

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brilliant.....she do by badmalthus on Sunday, January 20

love it (Score: 1 )
by ajlstraley on Wednesday, February 06, 2008 (21:25:28)

love it

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love it by badmalthus on Thursday, February 07

what a poem! funny y (Score: 1 )
by meign_arche on Thursday, February 28, 2008 (07:10:11)

what a poem! funny yet true.^^,

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what a poem! funny y by badmalthus on Friday, April 04

This is so funny... (Score: 1 )
by Islandgrrl on Thursday, April 03, 2008 (19:20:04)

This is so funny... Thanks for the smiles.... Islandgrrl...

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This is so funny... by badmalthus on Friday, April 04

That's so true ,the (Score: 1 )
by Mello on Sunday, June 01, 2008 (02:36:44)

That's so true ,the way men think; you should write one about how they often try to hide this by overcompencating.

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That's so true ,the by badmalthus on Friday, June 06

thanks harry for the (Score: 1 )
by mamta on Sunday, June 01, 2008 (05:24:09)

thanks harry for the laughs. enjoyed this one.

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thanks harry for the by badmalthus on Friday, June 06

How on earth did I m (Score: 1 )
by Lou on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 (19:34:22)

How on earth did I miss this one Harry???????
I know what your thinking I should have used a magnifying glass ? but not for this short but magnificent poem. L.O.L. Brilliant H. perhaps a little late but I got there, better than being premature I suppose L.O.L. I've even given you a heart, nothing personel you understand, remember i have five kids.
Cheers Lou

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How on earth did I m by badmalthus on Thursday, August 21

HA! Wonderful. I ho (Score: 1 )
by synkronyze on Wednesday, August 27, 2008 (19:46:26)

HA! Wonderful. I honestly dont know what to say, except maybe sorry?

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HA! Wonderful. I ho by badmalthus on Thursday, August 28

cowers in the corner (Score: 1 )
by lash570 on Thursday, September 04, 2008 (08:06:35)

cowers in the corner ?????!!!!!
i wasn't "cowering" - i was praying to the greek god Peniseus - who was incarnated as Bob Dole............(you didn't see Him?)..............

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cowers in the corner by badmalthus on Thursday, September 04

Ha! Thanks For The L (Score: 1 )
by BellaRed83 on Wednesday, October 15, 2008 (23:43:56)

Ha! Thanks For The Laugh, That Was Great!

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Ha! Thanks For The L by badmalthus on Thursday, October 16

Absolutely charming! (Score: 1 )
by zenfish on Wednesday, October 22, 2008 (09:21:57)

Absolutely charming! I have one complaint: your ellipse is well... overcompensating for something. Could you circumsize it back to realistic (3 dot) proportions?

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funny....my x always (Score: 1 )
by orangetulips12 on Sunday, May 03, 2009 (13:24:30)

funny....my x always said it did not matter about the size because he produced triples

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funny....my x always by badmalthus on Tuesday, May 05

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