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Why I drop the F-bomb and other "bad"words

by nerdgirl

Just because I use foul language

doesnt mean I cant articulate myself

according to the standards of our

"high society"

They are merely words that we say.





Besides, when youre in the kitchen chopping

carrots and you notice youre missing a thumb

The words "Oh, shit" cross the mind faster than

" Oh, bowel movement"

Now do you see where Im coming from?





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Re: Why I drop the F-bomb and other "bad"words (Score: 1 )
by PinkNeonFlavor on Monday, March 29, 2010 (17:33:16)
I agree 100 percent!! This makes perfect sense...

I totally hear where you are coming from...=)
Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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    Re: Why I drop the F-bomb and other "bad"words (Score: 1 )
    by nerdgirl on Monday, March 29, 2010 (18:00:00)
    Yeah... Im going to say "i dont give a bowel movement" when someone annoys me from now on. LMAO

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      Re: Why I drop the F-bomb and other "bad"words (Score: 1 )
      by PinkNeonFlavor on Monday, March 29, 2010 (18:03:51)
      lmao
      Laughing Laughing

      I do believe it is normal for people to say 'shit' when something happens like that... Very Happy

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Re: Why I drop the F-bomb and other "bad"words (Score: 1 )
by orangetulips12 on Monday, March 29, 2010 (18:12:23)
nerdgirl, i love this... yes i do understand where you are coming from.... o shit this is funny....

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    Re: Why I drop the F-bomb and other "bad"words (Score: 1 )
    by nerdgirl on Monday, March 29, 2010 (21:01:59)
    Laughing Thanks!

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Re: Why I drop the F-bomb and other "bad"words (Score: 1 )
by wordsmithwannabe on Monday, March 29, 2010 (20:35:01)
fuck shit damn!!!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing

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    Re: Why I drop the F-bomb and other "bad"words (Score: 1 )
    by nerdgirl on Monday, March 29, 2010 (21:02:33)
    enough said Laughing

    Thanks

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Re: Why I drop the F-bomb and other "bad"words (Score: 1 )
by angeroseblue on Monday, March 29, 2010 (20:50:58)
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

***reads again
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

i love this ....

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    Re: Why I drop the F-bomb and other "bad"words (Score: 1 )
    by nerdgirl on Monday, March 29, 2010 (21:04:35)
    LIBBY!!!

    **my dream girl

    THANKS!!!

    ** Bowel movement.. she fine

    Laughing

    MARIE MADE A FUNNY!

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Re: Why I drop the F-bomb and other "bad"words (Score: 1 )
by Aravind on Tuesday, March 30, 2010 (06:01:06)
Oh god ! this is so funny!!

"Bowel movement?" hahahahhahaa Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

The smilies say it all!!

Wonderful!! Cracks me up!!

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    Re: Why I drop the F-bomb and other "bad"words (Score: 1 )
    by nerdgirl on Tuesday, March 30, 2010 (07:20:09)
    Thanks! Im glad I could make you laugh!

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Re: Why I drop the F-bomb and other "bad"words (Score: 1 )
by StarDust on Tuesday, March 30, 2010 (11:18:31)
Jenna you're so so funny!!!

" Oh, bowel movement"

seriously, that is HILARIOUS!!!

The thing about me is that when I see, read, or hear something funny, it sort of sticks in my head, and when everything is so quite in the middle of the night, I suddenly get these flashes and then I cackle to glory.... Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy (which is usually followed by a rude "shut the hell up!!!" Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

So i know what I'll be doing tonight Smile Smile Smile and thank you, cause I love to laugh!!!

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    Re: Why I drop the F-bomb and other "bad"words (Score: 1 )
    by nerdgirl on Tuesday, March 30, 2010 (13:41:23)
    hahaha Im the same way. Ill be in bed or outside alone and start laughing at what appears to be nothing. I love ithough!

    Glad i made you laugh!

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Re: Why I drop the F-bomb and other "bad"words (Score: 1 )
by wolfinwindow on Tuesday, March 30, 2010 (17:33:30)
well fuckin A woman join the club!!!!! Very Happy

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    Re: Why I drop the F-bomb and other "bad"words (Score: 1 )
    by nerdgirl on Wednesday, March 31, 2010 (04:28:09)
    Fuck yeah!! Laughing

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Re: Why I drop the F-bomb and other "bad"words (Score: 1 )
by thewholesoul on Tuesday, March 30, 2010 (20:29:05)
very witty and intelligent write jenna. gave a good laugh as well.

by the way luv your pics with you and the kid.

best wishes
conor

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    Re: Why I drop the F-bomb and other "bad"words (Score: 1 )
    by nerdgirl on Wednesday, March 31, 2010 (04:28:41)
    Thanks and Thanks! Glad you laughed!

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Re: Why I drop the F-bomb and other "bad"words (Score: 1 )
by Kinky-Minky on Thursday, April 01, 2010 (17:03:46)
HAHAHAHA!! This is great. You wanna know mine? I invented my own swear words and sentences.

Oh fudge monkeys!

Lmao.

Love it!

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Re: Why I drop the F-bomb and other "bad"words (Score: 1 )
by shazza on Thursday, April 01, 2010 (18:38:34)
My niece says BAG OF WANK
My friend says BOLLOCKS
I just say **** and **** oh and not forgetting ****

Wow that feels better PMSL
Excellent

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Re: Why I drop the F-bomb and other "bad"words (Score: 1 )
by Dreaming-Demon on Friday, April 02, 2010 (14:45:20)
Lmao nice... Laughing

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    Re: Why I drop the F-bomb and other "bad"words (Score: 1 )
    by nerdgirl on Friday, April 02, 2010 (15:30:48)
    Thanks everyone. I read it to my mom today and she cracked up. She said it was the funniest thing shed heard in a long time. Laughing

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Re: Why I drop the F-bomb and other "bad"words (Score: 1 )
by liarbird on Saturday, April 03, 2010 (21:34:12)
G'day Jenna...
I love your wit Jenna...why use more syllables than you need to. By then you could have bled to death.
Thanks jenna
Lindsay

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    Re: Why I drop the F-bomb and other "bad"words (Score: 1 )
    by nerdgirl on Sunday, April 04, 2010 (03:31:59)
    Exactly my point! Laughing

    Thanks Lindsay Very Happy

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Re: Why I drop the F-bomb and other "bad"words (Score: 1 )
by badmalthus on Monday, April 05, 2010 (01:11:41)
Haha......this is a clever and funny piece Jenna.
Cheers........Harry

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    Re: Why I drop the F-bomb and other "bad"words (Score: 1 )
    by nerdgirl on Monday, April 05, 2010 (05:57:39)
    Thanks harry. Glad you like it Very Happy

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Re: Why I drop the F-bomb and other "bad"words (Score: 1 )
by omegapaf on Monday, April 12, 2010 (07:48:41)
shucks ma'am. darn and blast it, i don't know any of these bad words ha ha. the most offensive words i know are war, and taxes, though i do have lots of bullbowelmovement to do later on - paul.

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    Re: Why I drop the F-bomb and other "bad"words (Score: 1 )
    by nerdgirl on Monday, April 12, 2010 (11:19:36)
    Laughing Thanks for the funny comment. I needed a laugh!

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Re: Why I drop the F-bomb and other "bad"words (Score: 1 )
by StoneColD on Tuesday, April 20, 2010 (05:52:01)
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckin fuck! fuck is my fuckin favorite fuckin word! long live fuck! we love fuck! and for those who cant fuckin accepte our fuckin attitude...well... FUCK 'EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

good work, btw!

--Omar

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    Re: Why I drop the F-bomb and other "bad"words (Score: 1 )
    by nerdgirl on Wednesday, April 21, 2010 (06:34:32)
    Laughing

    OMAR!!! Its good to see you!!!
    How the fuck have you been?

    Laughing

    BIG FUCKIN HUGS TO YOU MY FRIEND!!!!

    luvluvs Very Happy

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