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Poems - The story of the stupid Russian spy

The story of the stupid Russian spy

by princeAlexander

In the court I told the judge
Here is my story - no fudge !
Please forgive my broken English
Which makes me easy be *distinguished*
I wish my deeds could be recanted ...
Ten years went as I was planted
In the land of USA,
Life was pleasing, I must say
With mortgage paid by KGB
In the States it's nice to be
It was easy to forget
That I'm cell of spying net
Suddenly my phone got ring:
(Now I know, it was a sting ...)
“Could have met we in Beijing ?”
That was secret greeting *thing*,
Well remembered spy net code
So I answered right a way
(acting like an idiot)
Phrase, which I was trained to say:
“Yes, we might, how have you been ?
- Was it rather in Harbin ?
Wait, my wife is saying: Hi,
We have met - but in Shanghai ...."
Then I dug from hiding spot
Packed with dollars heavy pot
With a notice (oh my Gosh!):
"Dirty money - needs some wash!"
I assumed that note has meant
To launder cash with detergent
Making dough look shine and clean
I put bills in wash-machine
Heavy cycle took the spin
Next came drying all that green
Job was done with lots of care
And few quarter coins to spare
No idea that was prank,
I brought money to the bank
But no luck could money buy
When it comes from FBI ...
Though I really can't complain
Being sent quickly on the plane
Back to Russia with few guys
Who were all like me wise spies

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