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Poems - The Tourist

The Tourist

by Kieran

Her husband's in England.
She's proper and prim,
But only with him,
And now you're in France:
With candlelight and cabernet,
Charming your way into her pants.

Then there's your muscle boy
Hot as Aruba,
An even more secret joy,
Forbidden as Cuba.
Such triangles can destroy:
Ask them in Bermuda!
It happened so far
From your wife at home,
Who's violent as Kandahar,
Religious as Rome.

She'll eat her mate you know
Like a praying mantis.
You'll be carved up like Kosovo
Then lost like Atlantis.
To answer you: "Dorothy, no,
You're not still in Kansas."
There's too many nuts
On your wife's family tree
Oily as Emirates,
Mobbed-up as Sicily.

So you're keeping more secrets than
The Cayman Islands,
More weed than the Yucatan,
More scotch than the Highlands
For "nephews" in Amsterdam
And "nieces" in Thailand...
Where you never wore
Your gold wedding band,
Productive as Singapore,
Neutral as Switzerland.

You found Eden in Sweden
Until "Eve" got even.
She's led by a talking snake
Like a North Korean.
Beware of the friends you make
And watch what you're eatin'.

With eyes cold as Canada,
She'll sneak up behind ya.
Her kind's why prisons are
More crowded than China.
It's time to go somewhere
No one will ever find ya.

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Re: The Tourist (Score: 1 )
by rondo on Sunday, April 29, 2012 (18:45:01)

great rap and rhymes Very Happy

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