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sschubert: Smiley's and more

Saturday, November 07, 2009 (00:02:00)

So I am home early – lol –the clock says 11:55pm. I was catching up on my responses and discovered that the rolling eye smiley – falls ASLEEP – it must be a lot of work constantly rolling your eyes – I went to use him – and he was SLEEPING – laying down on the job prior to midnight MST. HMMM - can you believe that shit……I am still wanting some angel smiley's – I see them out there on the smiley central obnoxious pop up ads lol – really I need a good angel smiley – one with the devil horns holding up the halo!!! Ok well that’s about all I have to say about today and tonight – and tomorrow I have soccer games and I need to study for my final – among other things! Have a HAPPY SATURDAY right about now! XOXOXO Steph

sschubert: REPOST - Santa Baby Blog - HUMOROUS ONLY - for Libby/Lola & Jenna/Marie

Friday, November 06, 2009 (20:14:00)

This is a funny joke from me to the girls so..............I had deleted it but - NERDY wants me to repost it - soo I am for her.... I know, I know.....I know you're thinking - behind every joke there is a bit of truth - true enough - but those parts are only known to me - at least I like to think sooo! LMAO! Dear Santa, For Christmas this year I would like a new boyfriend - a good one this time PLEASE.......I have been very good this year - well mostly and I know if you brought me this little gift that I could be even better next year. In an effort to make my gift request easier on you I have provided some appropriate guidelines that should assist you in selecting my next all be it new and improved boyfriend...... Summary Overview of Boyfriend request: A tall man (6 foot) is nice - must have strong physical chemistry with me & ONLY me for once would be nice. I like bigger men and well endowed would be fabulous. Must be fond of affection and not mind pda’s. Must be willing to put me and my feelings before even his own – as that is what I would do for him. Must be able to accept me – and I mean everything about me. Please make sure he is able to love and respect me for the things that make me who I am. Must want to protect me under all circumstances. Must have a great sense of humor and love to laugh! Must have a job, and have the ability and know how to run a house without a wife/girlfriend/mother….. Must be able to relate to kids and be able to have a strong bond with them. Specific List of Requirements Santa – just to be clear I have broken it down another way for you. Non-negotiables - 11 things that are very important for me 1. – Physical attraction – Chemistry 2. – Sincerity to spend time talking with me – showing affection through conversation 3. – Honesty 4. – TALL but not skinny 5. – knows how to plan things 6. – Confident & Intelligent 7. - Funny – GREAT sense of humor 8. – Good with kids 9. – Has a job 10. – Can support himself and take care of his own life 11. – Lets me be his soft spot – puts me first in everything he does – even if I don’t know it. Thank you Santa – I left you some spiked egg nog and some rum cookies – We can talk about what favors you would like next year – and well just leave me a note if you want me to visit you in person – I can sit on your lap and make this request! XOXOXO Steph

Zbird: The Angel and the Zbird

Friday, November 06, 2009 (20:04:19)

The Angel and the Zbird by Zbird The angel Melly and the zbird Put their silly heads together Ever wonder what would happen if the halo touched a feather? Ah! Yes they are a different pair, not at all alike you see but one thing in common showed this friendship was meant to be. The stagnant slams did frustrate each of them until they felt the need to fill them before too many accumulate! Together they plant the seed.. So watch when PM’s come your way, please join this slam or this one, They come at you night and day! They just want you to have some fun. and get every slam filled up, on the running side of the board, So when you get one just say yup! my poems I won’t hoard,. on GP the slams I will become a part, and thank them for the karma they so freely give from the heart. Now let’s get the slams on the way!

nerdgirl: FOR STEPH AND LIBBY!!!

Friday, November 06, 2009 (19:45:28)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOMmSbxB_Sg Noone is going to understand why I posted this!!! LMAO Lola and Stacey know though * She is losing her mind* marie, youre officially being ball gagged *dont threaten me with a good time * OO thats scary....

tomlop: Condolences

Friday, November 06, 2009 (02:52:10)

Remember, remember, the 5th of November... On this coincidental date, an insane act of violence erupted from out of nowhere, and as always, we can do nothing to help ease the world's ills. My condolences go out to all the victims from Fort Hood, and all their families too.

Melly: Puppie's for sale

Thursday, November 05, 2009 (20:37:00)

A storeowner was tacking a sign above his door that read "Puppies for Sale." Signs like that have a way of attracting small children, and sure enough a little boy appeared under the storeowner's sign. "How much are you going to sell the puppies for?" the little boy asked. The storeowner replied, "anywhere from $30 to $50." The little boy reached into his pocket and pulled out some change. "I have $2.37" he said. "May I please look at them?" The storeowner smiled and whistled and out of the kennel came Lady, who ran down the aisle of his store followed by five teeny, tiny balls of fur. Immediately the little boy singled out the lagging, limping puppy and said, "What's wrong with that little dog?" The storeowner explained that the veterinarian had examined the little puppy and had discovered that it didn't have a hip socket. It would always limp. It would always be lame. The little boy became excited. "That is the puppy I want to buy." The storeowner said, "No, you don't want to buy that little dog. If you really want him, I'll just give him to you." The little boy got quite upset. He looked straight into the store owner's eyes, pointing his finger, and said, "I don't want you to give him to me. That little dog is worth every bit as much as all the other dogs and I'll pay full price. In fact, I'll give you $2.37 now and 50 cents a month until I have him paid for." The storeowner countered, "You really don't want to buy this little dog. He is never going to be able to run and jump and play with you like the other puppies." To his surprise, the little boy reached down and rolled up his pant leg to reveal a badly twisted, crippled left leg supported by a big metal brace. He looked up at the storeowner and softly replied, "Well, I don't run so well myself, and the little puppy will need someone who understands."

nerdgirl: My son is sick

Thursday, November 05, 2009 (20:19:34)

The other day Joshua was supposed to get his shots. I take him to the doc, had a 1700 appt. The office was CROWDED!! So, after waiting for 2 hours the doctor tells me she cant vaccinate him because she doesnt know what he already had and the army wont give me info over the phone ( they cant verify that i am really his mother...wtf) Now he is sick. yay. He was fine today, runny nose but still ok. After sleeping for 40 minutes he woke up screaming because his nose is stuffy and he cant breath. My poor baby. I am worried because of the swine flu (its been bad here) so I will be taking him to the doctor again soon and hope he gets well. I hate when he is sick, I feel so helpless. I cant do much for him when he has a cold. These are those mommy moments that break my heart.

angeroseblue: whatever i feel like writing....part 1 Libby vs Lola

Thursday, November 05, 2009 (18:46:29)

it has been 5 and a half months of waiting patiently as others get plundered in the night some get thundered what the hell is wrong me nothing some say everything i say...or maybe i am in the middle i want to spread my wings but it is me that has clipped them and for what a dream ..a wish... maybe a damned fantasy that will never come true any who..... oh well back to the only place i know all to well my mind called the prison cell

nerdgirl: ADDICTIONS

Thursday, November 05, 2009 (12:21:00)

If love causes blindess and money greed and sex is addictive, but gives you STD's Why say its good when it causes such grief? Because love is unique, sex is beautiful and money gives you relief. I wrote and posted that poem awhile ago. Last night while laying in bed my mind started to wander again. I still havent found that off switch. I thought about this poem again. I had alot of thoughts about it and I wanted to write them down but the pain killers kind of made it hard for me to do much. I will see how much I remember. First of all. We are all addicted to something. Wether it be music, sex, a certain food. Everything can be a certain persons drug. Like all drugs, even the good ones have side effects and cause pain. Drug nummer eins: LOVE Humans were put on earth to be sets of two. We are made to love and be loved in return. Love is nice, you have butterflies and daydream about the other person when they are not with you. You have a feeling of security and its nice knowing that nomatter what you have someone who is there for you and loves you for who you really are. If love is supposed to be a perfect emotion (love does not envy, love is patient and all that sweet stuff) then why is it such a dangerous drug? Because love can be the most beautiful AND most torturous feeling there is. Think about it; you love someone and they say they love you. If we really love someone then why do we ALWAYS end up throwing their flaws in their faces or lying, alot of people cheat. What good does it too to take something so great and ruin it all in the most hurtful ways possible? There are nicer ways of "getting out". I dont believe that all relationships can last forever. I ought to know. What I do believe is that LOVE can last forever. It doesnt necessarily have to be the kind of love you have in the beginning of a relationship but when someone is in your heart they will always have a small part of it. It could be because you were with them for a long time or because you have children. There are alot of reasons. But NOONE can tell me that they fully stopped loving someone they once loved. I dont believe it. Love, just like people, changes. You can love someone as a husband and later on as a friend. Why dont people admit that though? We are brave enough to put ourselves out there to get hurt but then we arent brave enough to admit it? mmm, we are strange. Second addiction: SEX Sex,sex,sex. We ALL think about it more than we should. Honestly, I think about sex all the time. I love it. It makes you feel good to know the other person is attracted to you.. major self-esteem booster (especially when its obvious they cant keep their hands off you). Physically... I dont think I need to explain that too much. hehe, the feeling of letting go and forgetting everything around you, the touch of the persons hands, lips. Oh yeah, you know what im talking about! Sex is awesome....sex is DEADLY. Theres a WTF for ya! We all know why sex is deadly. All these STD's, I dont even know the half of them. Addictions can be good and bad, I think being addicted to sex is good (as long as you arent running around humping whats not up the tree by the count of three) but it causes bad things to happen. When it comes to love, we all have a wall...for our protection. We let it down for someone special. For someone we believe deserves to see whats behind it. Shouldnt we do the same thing when it comes to sex? A wall to protect. I know so many people that just eff around with no protection. (Im no hypocrite so I have to say Ive had unprotected sex too. I was smart about it though.) Then they come complaining that they think they are pregnant or caught an STD.... uum, yeah. WHOS FAULT IS IT? I know sometimes shit happens as they say but we should at least TRY to stay safe. Addictions are deadly. Simple as that. You have to be smart to survive. Addiction three: MONEY Dont we all wish we could find a suitcase with a couple million dollars (or whatever your currency is)? We would never have to worry about money again (if spent wisely). How many times have I run numbers through my head just to see how much I would need to have NO DEBT, EVERYTHING me and Josh NEED, some things I want and then enough left to live off the interest and make sure Joshua and his family have everything they need when he is older. I think money is the most powerful addiction of them all. It can make you happy, give you a natural high (totally beats window shopping), you can buy SEX (so there is another addiction that can be taken care of ) and you can get "love". Im not saying you can buy love I AM saying people will pretend to love you because they love MONEY. Money is power. Look at Hugh.... elderly man in a mansion with a bunch of hot "bunnies". If it werent for his wealth, he wouldnt have that. Money can satisfy the sexual and materialistic addictions we have. Money can also drive people insane. How many people are willing to hurt others or even kill to get their hands on alot of money? Ive thought about joining Oceans 12 (or whatever number they are now. LOL). Its wrong though and I know it, so I stick to the dream. So, money is addictive because it brings power and the ability to satisfy ones needs and wants. Sex is addictive because it feels good and Love is addictive because it is what we are made for. Did I mention that love is deadly too? Yeah, girls jumping off buildings when Robbie Williams left the band Take That.... im sorry but jeez. They killed themselves over a man they didnt even know. Imagine how many people kill themselves when they get hurt in a relationship. You hear people complaining about drug addicts and alcoholics. If you ask me, its a illness. Illnesses can be cured. Money, sex and love are not cureable AND they too are deadly. Whats the difference? When it comes down it ALL of it can ruin a life (lives). I dont know, these are just some thoughts I had last night and I was wondering what others think. Im not saying drugs are good. God no! It acually hurts me to see people addicted to drugs. The pain they have to endure physically and emotionaly. Im just saying love, sex and money arent THAT different from it when you look at the big picture. Im not dissing on anyone or anything. I am in love right now so its all good. I just cant help but think about these kind of things. Just the way my mind works. Maybe someday I will tell you my theory on how cockroaches could be a cure for all deseases. (See, my mind has NO boundaries ) Ok this has gone on too long. Respect to those who had the patience to read it all. Pease leave comments. Id like to know what you think. Take care hugs Jenna

sschubert: Friends, frusteration & a little glass of wine....(it's true)

Thursday, November 05, 2009 (07:02:00)

Ok & MAYBE a touch of PMS - MAYBE................ Blah – I hate love – LOL All that romantic crap the media and other stupid crap movies try to sell……… It’s so easy to fall for it……… To entertain for a minute or two that it could happen to you – BLAH BLAH BLAH It’s sooooooooooo much fricking work when the newness wears off – yuck – All those dumb movies – not that I don’t like the actors/actresses – but I promise you I will not go see any of the stupid love movies coming out – like “love happens” – really??? REALLY - REALLY……… to who? Really – did it really happen – or was it just the same old happy ending crap that people want to think can happen – OHHHHHHHH ()(&#_$@&)#&) and all the accompanying bullshit too!!!! I have pms fyi – like you couldn’t tell – cause I am suddenly totally bitchy– I like it! LMAO Alright I am done ranting – it wouldn’t be the first time anyone’s heard it and certainly not today at tha – JK – Most of my thoughts I keep myself – mostly anyway – LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! Even so………that’s the first time I put it in writing! I just want to puke over …well…mostly everything….YEP…………..that’s my middle finger to assholes, the bank and the entire concept of love for the day! Free speech being upheld and all! Have a GREAT night! XOXOXO Steph HAHAHAHAHAHA