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My butt crack

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My butt crack
Is quite a split
It supports the rest of me
when I sit
you thought I was gonna say something else didn't you ?

My butt crack
Is a marvel to behold
It was cute when I was young
but now offensive since I'm old

My butt crack
Is pretty darn straight
can you imagine if it was crooked
pretty weird sight I would rate

My butt crack
Is funny to me
when I bend over in my jeans
It peeks out
for you to see

My butt crack
wanted me to write this today
for no other reason
then just to say......................

I gotta split


LOL

Eric (and sometimes not)
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Submitted by EASN on February 11, 2023

Modified on March 05, 2023

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Quick analysis:

Scheme Abcbx Adxd Aexe Acxxc Afxf b x
Closest metre Iambic trimeter
Characters 565
Words 123
Stanzas 7
Stanza Lengths 5, 4, 4, 5, 4, 1, 1
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