Debt collector
Would you like
Cum in a cup or blood in a bag?
If you want cum in a cup
Then send a cup and a return label
And I’ll cum in a cup then send it to you
And you sell it and put it towards my debt
Now if you want blood in a bag
Then tell me where to go to get poked and drained
Then sell it and put it towards my debt
I can’t do both the same day
Because I will be tired, dizzy and useless all day
It’s one or the other, choose your method of payment.
Eric (and sometimes not)
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Submitted by EASN on July 25, 2023
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Scheme | XAXXXB AXB CCX X |
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Closest metre | Iambic pentameter |
Characters | 480 |
Words | 112 |
Stanzas | 4 |
Stanza Lengths | 6, 3, 3, 1 |
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