Need to pee

He invited me to the movies, the one with the ring
I wore a skirt with thong, well it's practically a string
He looked at the screen, completely enthralled
he payed me no attention, none at all
he just sat there and watched the whole thing.

At last it's over and he's looking at me,
Finally his hand's sliding up my knee.
A 3hour movie is defiantly no joke,
why'd I buy the extra large coke
God damn you Tolkien I need to pee